As the Keeper of the Scrolls, you shall:
Fortify Minas Tirith: Deploy/support web applications (the White City of code)
Guard the Hall of Records: Command Oracle/PostgreSQL databases (your Palantír of truth)
Wield Elvish Scriptcraft: Write SQL spells to unravel customer riddles […]
Cleanse the Dead Marshes: Troubleshoot configuration wraiths
Council of Elrond: Unite developers and users to map data access […]
5+ Years of Questing: Battled in database/Linux realms […]
Mithril Certification: Linux mastery (your unbreakable shield) […]
Entish Resilience: Troubleshooting under siege […]
IT Degree or...